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The wee boy stories
School
1. One day the wee boy went to school. The teacher said, "Wee boy, recite the alphabet." The wee boy didn't know the alphabet. "Learn the alphabet for tomorrow!" Said the teacher, so the wee boy went home and........He said to his mum,(who was watching corrie), "What's the first letter in the alphabet?""shut it!" said mum."Dad" he said to his father,(who was watching the football), "What's the second letter of the alphabet?" "You've already been told to shut up!" his dad said."BIG SIS!" (who was dancing to music), "WHAT'S THE THIRD LETTER IN THE ALPHABET?!" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!" his sister sang.
"Wee bro?" he said to his brother who was watching TV, "what's the fourth letter of the alpabet?" "Superman!" the brother cried.
"little sis?" (who was lickin' a lollipop), "what's the fith letter of the alphabet?" and she sang, "a lollipop, lollipop, lolly, lolly, lollypop, lollypop!"
"Other wee bro?" the wee boy said, (the wee bro was playing with cars), "what's the sixth letter of the alphabet?" "In my little red car!" The bro said.
"baby!" The wee boy whispered to the baby, "what's the last letter of the alphabet?" "googa!" said the baby.
The next day, the wee boy went to school. "What is the alphabet?" said the teacher.
"Shut up."
"WHAT?!"
"You've already been told to SHUT UP!"
"Do you want to go to the headteacher?!"
"Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah!"
The wee boy went to the head's office.
"Who do you think you are?" Said the head.
"Superman!"
His parents were called in.
"What do you think you deserve?" his mum said.
"a Lollypop, lollypop, lollypop, lolly lolly lollypop, lollypop!"
"How do you think you're getting outa this?" His dad said.
"In my little red car!"
"STOP BEING SO CHILDISH!" the head yelled,
"Googa!" said the wee boy.
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